I've been working on a laundry list of ridiculous and wonderful sex scenes to have, but unfortunately, the list was stolen before I could post it here. I'm really bummed about it, so maybe you can help me make up some new ones:
Richard Simmons and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the steam room after a heavy work out
Skater punk and rent-a-cop
DMV clerk and motorcyclist needing zir registration
gay superheroes get down with it, ala batman and robin
soccer hooligans after the big win
naked climbing
naked wrestling
the little pansy and the monster under zir bed
Church camp counselor and two campers at the camp dance
Richard Simmons and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the steam room after a heavy work out
Skater punk and rent-a-cop
DMV clerk and motorcyclist needing zir registration
gay superheroes get down with it, ala batman and robin
soccer hooligans after the big win
naked climbing
naked wrestling
the little pansy and the monster under zir bed
Church camp counselor and two campers at the camp dance
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Re: Laundry List
Tue, August 1, 2006 - 11:06 PMand there was definately something involving roller derby (drag) queens...
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Re: Laundry List
Wed, August 2, 2006 - 12:36 AMI've been racking my brains for something original. All I can come up with are the old standbys.
I have the start of an idea involving a shy janitor who, while cleaning the girls locker room, gets trapped in the shower when the girls soccer team comes in. They discover him after disrobing, then threaten to turn him in if he doesn't service them. :)
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Fri, August 4, 2006 - 1:43 AMlion tamer and lion (who is top?)
demeter and persephone
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Sun, September 24, 2006 - 9:48 PMpunk ass tagger/wheatposter and telephone pole. and of course you'd have to use ropes and stuff to simulate the telephone lines.
i imagine this one'd be messy...and kinky. just the way i like em. -
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Sun, September 24, 2006 - 9:50 PMand a couple more:
-monster and terrified exotic pet owner
-dragon and knight (complete with foam legoland sword...) -
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Sun, June 17, 2007 - 2:04 PM"-monster and terrified exotic pet owner "
we do this one some mornings.
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Re: Laundry List
Fri, December 8, 2006 - 1:52 AMHow about
The President and the Aide
The Bush and the hareem
The hotel on a space station
the Kangaroo (with a forked penis)
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Re: Laundry List
Sat, February 3, 2007 - 4:02 PMI thought of a few to add to the list.
naked bike riding (what could you replace the seat with)?
man caught shop lifting lingerie and the butch shop owner
two people locked in a hardware store overnight
seminary school drop out on his first night out
Well, that's all I have for now
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Re: Laundry List
Wed, February 14, 2007 - 9:45 AMBunny and Squirrel? Starts out fighting over a nut... Turns into love...
Always wanted to play an altar boy. Gets called into the priests chambers for a little lecture on godliness.... -
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Thu, February 15, 2007 - 8:28 PMHow about a Lesbian who loves a girl who loves a bloke who loves the lesbian and they are all locked up in a room together ... oh bugger JP Sartre did it already!
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I like group scenes
Wed, February 28, 2007 - 1:17 PM
bad boiscouts take downthe school girl is one of my favorites from recent memory,
I'd like to manifest pirates and wenches mutiny/flip the captain of the ship,
as well as boiscout jamboree 2007, a kidnapping (not me, for the record) and
one of those scenes where one person is blindfolded and the rest not.... -
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Re: I like group scenes
Wed, February 28, 2007 - 4:10 PMYes, see "Be Prepared, Its the boy Scouts marching Song"
(Tom Lehrer)
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Re: Pirates!!!!
Wed, March 14, 2007 - 2:17 AMmmm.... Salty Sea Dog and comely young cabin boi...
mmm.... Pirate and giant squid.... mmmm.... tentacle sex....
Which only leads to the next most obvious: Robots
mmm... Hacker and mainframe security software...
And the second most obvious: Monkeys
mmm...monkey grooming
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Re: Pirates!!!!
Fri, June 8, 2007 - 12:05 AMA gorgeous statuesque femme who knows how to work on cars shows her butch friend a thing or two under the hood... -
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Monkeys!!!
Wed, October 31, 2007 - 11:50 AMa stuffy british fellow who doesn't quite know what to do with a monkey
but must maintain composure at ALL COST
buttlove is implicit in this scene
monkey is doing him in the butt...with a banana
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Re: Monkeys!!!
Mon, November 5, 2007 - 8:50 PMEnough of the stuffy Brit if you don't mind!!!!
How about Monkey with American Moral Rightist in Washington Washroom?
Mad professor with gorgeous blond invents sex machine (AKA Barbarella)?
Two Men and a Woman cross Alps in hot-air balloon? (Aroud the world in 80 humps?)
Run-away sailors land on Island full of lascivious beauties? (Pitcairn pitstop)
One I liked was inventing the Sexual Olympics
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